Wiz Khalifa’s been on a mission ever since 2025 began—and it’s not just to stay high (that’s a given). He’s dropped freestyles like he’s got a SoundCloud quota to hit, rapping over popular beats from Ice Spice to Kendrick Lamar.
Those freestyles were just the warm-up though. After fifteen years of waiting, he finally gave fans a sequel to his debut classic mixtape Kush & Orange Juice with features from Larry June, Gunna, Ty Dolla $ign, and more. Somewhere between promo runs and passing blunts on private jets, Khalifa also found time to share his latest worldview… literally. The only thing he thinks is rolling is Mary Jane, but not Mother Earth.
Geography, the Khalifa way
In a recent appearance on The Joe Budden Podcast (apparently the safe space for unfiltered rapper thoughts), Khalifa revealed his hot take: The Earth is flat.
He backed up his “flat Earth” theory with all of the traveling he has done so far in his career, stating that “the routes that we take and how we do it, it’s not possible to go up and down. You’re just going straight…”
There you have it. Centuries of science debunked by one rapper with lots of frequent flyer miles.
It gets better. Khalifa also dropped a bonus theory: “There’s more masses than just what we see.” Suggesting there are parts of planet Earth that remain undiscovered.
Not content with stopping at flat Earth, Khalifa doubled down and said he doesn’t “believe in space exploration at all. I don’t believe that they explore space as much as they say that they do.” NASA, you might want to hop in the comments.
He might have to blame these opinions on all the green he smokes because no one else is buying these hot takes.
While everyone’s busy debating if Khalifa is smarter than a 5th grader, he also revealed his feature price: an eye-popping $250,000. That’s just the feature. Don’t expect him to show up in your music video unless you’re ready to cough up a little more green (not the kind he rolls).
Want the full Wiz Khalifa show experience? That’ll run you up to $2 million cash. After all, hearing “Black and Yellow” live is apparently a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
“…That’s because I have worldwide songs. I got stuff that people sing in China or Brazil or New Zealand and Thailand and Germany [and] Norway, and stuff like Korea. I’m talking Saudi Arabia. You know what I’m saying?,” he said.
While some people think there is a strategy behind the pricing, others believe that Khalifa has the “superstar status” to charge a big bag for his bars. Whether he’s flipping conspiracy theories or dropping freestyles from a smoke cloud, one thing’s guaranteed: Khalifa is gonna say what’s on his mind — even if it sounds like he got it from a YouTube video at 4 a.m..
