i’m Best Friends with my Own Front Door
i’m Best Friends with my Own Front Doorlyrics
Produced by Bill Wurtz[Verse 1]
I’m best friends with my own front door
I just closed it, but it’s opening more
Then the cops came, and they sent me to jail
But tomorrow I’m gonna open it again
[Verse 2]
I’m the postman, and I’ve got cool clothes
I’m the neighbors, and I’m wearing cool shoes
And I’m dreaming of a brand new world
And I’m hoping that it comes real soon
[Bridge 1]
But I saw a sign
I saw the sign
It’s a bad, bad sign
Said “It’s not gonna happen
And it’s not what it seems
You’re not gonna make it
And it’s not meant to be”
[Verse 3]
But fuck them, I just climbed a huge mountain
But everyone told me I couldn’t do it
And I feel real nice
‘Cause I got lots of money in my bank account
[Bridge 2]
And I walk down the street
People throw things at me
Like breakfast and strength tests
(Oh, this is cool)
How much can I bench press?
(Oh, I’m very strong)
Time to win some awards
[Verse 4]
I’m gonna do everything that you’re not supposed to do
I’m gonna open to page 1 and then skip ahead to page 2
‘Cause I’m hungry and scared, and I can’t find the truth
So I’m leaving
Oh, there’s my balloon
[Verse 5]
Over the trees, under the bridge and over the town
I’m gonna tell you the things that I’m feeling out loud
And they changed all the rules, then I wrote them all again
That’s how the game begins
Oh, that’s how I get home again

- La de da de da de da de day oh
- school
- alphabet shuffle
- and the day goes on
- outside
- Mount St. Helens is about to Blow Up
- might quit
- just did a bad thing
- movie star
- hello sexy pants
- the Moon is made of Cheese (but i can’t taste it)
- i’m Best Friends with my Own Front Door
- long long long journey
- you’re free to do whatever you want to
- When I Get Older
- at the airport terminal
- christmas isn’t real
- hallelujah
- i’m a diamond
- Slow Down
- i’m crazy / it’s raining
- i’m confused (i love you)
- the ‘ngiueh’ song
- new canaan
- shut up
- write a tune that really sucks
- no castle
- napkins
- tuesday
- i like
- i’m sad
- sing a really dumb song
- don’t make
- i wanna go home
- blind (to no avail)
- christmas video
- dance the
- eat dirt
- feel okay
- hi bye
- time mop
- hey baby, buy my car
- barf on me
- lima beans
- hey jodie foster
- still silly
- sheep
- mushrooms on the sidewalk
- icy james
- apple juice (tribute to DJO)
- sing me a song
- no harm
- lalala
- i’m not sure
- we are humans
- little door
- tape deck
- music is cool
- don’t look in a boot
- stuck in a rut
- get outta here
- couldn’t succeed
- heebity deebities
- i was wondering how to feel
- raindrops
- gross insides
- skip to my loo
- sickness as usual
- don’t be good to your neighbor
- home from work
- rock’n’roll confusion
- hello 2
- macy’s
- go back to where you belong
- can i
- i know (but i can’t say)
- not so hard to do
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